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Friday 14 October 2011

Learned Friends

Something light for a Friday afternoon!

Allegedly true - but who cares?

COUNSEL: Doctor, before you performed the post mortem, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
COUNSEL: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
COUNSEL: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
COUNSEL: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the post mortem?
WITNESS: No.
COUNSEL: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
COUNSEL: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Well, I guess it's possible he could be practicing law somewhere.

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